Can someone please tell me why this weekend is so long? The girl and boy come home from school and never go back again. And then my dad come home from work and he stay too.  At first, it was fun but now I tired of all these hoomans in mine and mama’s house. Usually, me and mama go for rides every day but now the boy is driving and he drive scary. We go on swervy rides and lots of times we stop HARD and I fly from seat to seat.  Also, when he drives dad yells A LOT so I try not to go in the car with him but sometimes it’s hard to decide because also I want to be with mama all the time.

Now when we leave the house we only go to three places.  First is the big building with all the food inside.  I’ve never been in but I can smell it.  It smells super good so I don’t understand why all the hoomans are covering their mouths and noses up and only showing their eyes.  Maybe they don’t like good smells?  The second place they go to is the red ball store with the bullseye and the dog.  Mama likes this place A LOT.  But the best drive is the one where I get to say hi to all the hoomans in the window.  I think this is where her hooman friends live because they all say hi and know her name and then they hand her the pink drink.  I’m a little worried though because I think Mama forgot how to get to the dog park.    

Speaking of friends I can’t sniff my friends so much anymore when I go on walks.  Even though we go on SO MANY walks and there are SO MANY hoomans I want to say hi to and smell and jump on.  But mama says NO! and pulls on her chain.  She always connects herself to me with that chain when we walk so she does not get lost.  Good thing for her I have a strong hold on her and show her where to go.  

Every day we go on super long walks and one day water came crashing from the sky and mama still wanted to walk!  And used to be my private time with mama but now ALL the hoomans go on the walks.  Once mama tried to make the boy and girl take me and I say NO and just sit down HARD on the ground and stretch hard toward mama until they give up.  I’m the boss of them that’s for sure. 

Also I worried a bit about my hoomans because they are all getting bigger I think.  All day hoomans go to the big silver box and open it and close it and pull out good things and I wait at their feet and give them cutest look I have but I don’t get anything.  So many good smells at my house but always the same hard balls in my bowl.  While the hoomans are getting bigger I am shrinking because of all the walks. 

The worst part about all of this is that Mama is making everyone do jobs all day.  EVEN ME!!!  Mama decided she wants to teach me to talk.  I don’t need to talk she already understands everything I say.   When I scratch on door it means, “Go outside.” When I jump on her over and over it means, “Pet me.” When I see her chain I bark loud and hard and it means “I want to go on a walk.”  When I run to the back door it means, “I want to go in the car with you.”  How many other things do I need to tell her?

I guess mama does not agree because the other day she put a round ball on the floor by my treat cupboard.  But the ball doesn’t roll it just sits there.  Then mama steps on it and it says TREAT and sound just like mama!!  Mama steps on that ball all the time when she gives me a treat.  I don’t know why she does that.  Once I sniffed the ball too close and my nose touched it and I heard TREAT and all the hoomans got very excited and yelling and I guess I did something good because I got a treat!  I think they want me to step on this button all the time when I want treats but why?  Why would I do that when I have been getting treats the easy way all this time?

I hope this weekend over soon.  I miss my friends and quiet time and naps and dog park and nice car rides.  I hear the hoomans say it’s only been one month.  I think they forget that’s like seven months for me.

The ball toy mama make me push for treats.